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var num_of_quotes=225;
quotes=Math.floor(num_of_quotes*Math.random());

if (quotes==0)
 {
  body="A generation which ignores history has no past - and no future.";
  author="Robert A. Heinlein"; 
 }

if (quotes==1)
 {
  body="There is nothing wrong with writing, so long as you do it in private and wash your hands afterward.";
  author="Robert A. Heinlein";
 } 

if (quotes==2)
 {
  body="At least once every human should have to run for his life, to teach him that milk does not come from supermarkets, that safety does not come from policemen, that \"news\" is not something that happens to other people.";
  author="Robert A. Heinlein";
 } 

if (quotes==3)
 {
  body="Work is not an end in itself; there must always be time enough for love.";
  author="Robert A. Heinlein";
 } 

if (quotes==4)
 {
  body="One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.";
  author="Robert A. Heinlein";
 }

if (quotes==5)
 {
  body="Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.";
  author="Robert A. Heinlein";
 } 

if (quotes==6)
 {
  body="History has the relation to truth that theology has to religion - i.e., none to speak of.";
  author="Robert A. Heinlein";
 } 

if (quotes==7)
 {
  body="Never try to out-stubborn a cat.";
  author="Robert A. Heinlein";
 }

if (quotes==8)
 {
  body="Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do.";
  author="Robert A. Heinlein";
 }

if (quotes==9)
 {
  body="To be matter-of-fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy - and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful.";
  author="Robert A. Heinlein";
 }

if (quotes==10)
 {
  body="Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.";
  author="Robert A. Heinlein";
 }

if (quotes==11)
 {
  body="Yield to temptation - it may not pass your way again.";
  author="Robert A. Heinlein";
 }

if (quotes==12)
 {
  body="The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.";
  author="Robert A. Heinlein";
 }

if (quotes==13)
 {
  body="A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.";
  author="Douglas Adams";
 }

if (quotes==14)
 {
  body="It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.";
  author="Douglas Adams";
 }

if (quotes==15)
 {
  body="There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.";
  author="Douglas Adams";
 }

if (quotes==16)
 {
  body="I first wrote for adults, but when I started writing for young people, it was the most creative and liberating experience of my life.";
  author="Lloyd Alexander";
 }

if (quotes==17)
 {
  body="My family pleaded with me to forget literature and do something sensible....";
  author="Lloyd Alexander";
 }

if (quotes==18)
 {
  body="Using the device of an imaginary world allows me in some strange way to go to the central issues - it's one of many ways to express feelings about real people, about real human relationships.";
  author="Lloyd Alexander";
 }

if (quotes==19)
 {
  body="A good story cannot be devised; it has to be distilled.";
  author="Raymond Chandler";
 }

if (quotes==20)
 {
  body="Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.";
  author="Raymond Chandler";
 }

if (quotes==21)
 {
  body="Everything a writer learns about the art or craft of fiction takes just a little away from his need or desire to write at all. In the end he knows all the tricks and has nothing to say.";
  author="Raymond Chandler";
 }

if (quotes==22)
 {
  body="You are the master of Bag End now. And also, I fancy, you'll find a golden ring.";
  author="J.R.R. Tolkien";
 }

if (quotes==23)
 {
  body="This is the hour of the Shire-folk, when they arise from their quiet fields, to shake the towers and counsels of the Great. Who of all the Wise could have foreseen it?";
  author="J.R.R. Tolkien";
 }

if (quotes==24)
 {
  body="It's a job that's never started that takes the longest to finish.";
  author="J.R.R. Tolkien";
 }

if (quotes==25)
 {
  body="I am told that I talk in shorthand and then smudge it.";
  author="J.R.R. Tolkien";
 }

if (quotes==26)
 {
  body="Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.";
  author="J.R.R. Tolkien";
 }

if (quotes==27)
 {
  body="His house was perfect, whether you liked food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling, or singing, or just sitting and thinking, best, or a pleasant mixture of them all.";
  author="J.R.R. Tolkien";
 }

if (quotes==28)
 {
  body="If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody.";
  author="Agatha Christie";
 }

if (quotes==29)
 {
  body="If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody.";
  author="Agatha Christie";
 }

if (quotes==30)
 {
  body="I've always believed in writing without a collaborator, because where two people are writing the same book, each believes he gets all the worry and only half the royalties.";
  author="Agatha Christie";
 }

if (quotes==31)
 {
  body="The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes.";
  author="Agatha Christie";
 }

if (quotes==32)
 {
  body="I used to write confessions stories with titles like \"I Called for Help on My CB...and Got a Rapist Instead.\" I have made various pronouncements about this tawdry part of my past, calling the confessions a \"quaint apprenticeship\" and declaring that \"I did it for money,\" but the sordid truth is that I loved writing confessions, and whenever I can get away with it, I still do.";
  author="Connie Willis";
 }

if (quotes==33)
 {
  body="Some story ideas are simply better than others, which is why they are stolen so often.";
  author="Connie Willis";
 }

if (quotes==34)
 {
  body="Of all the joys of reading, the best is the surprise. The awful moment when you realize who really killed Gatsby....";
  author="Connie Willis";
 }

if (quotes==35)
 {
  body="I could not wait to become a writer and learn to do that - trick and mislead and hold back information and make one thing look like another and hide the clues and leave the red herrings out in plain sight and feed out the line little by little till the reader's hooked, and then land him!";
  author="Connie Willis";
 }

if (quotes==36)
 {
  body="Nobody knows what housewives do all day. Nobody cares either, and this places the housewife in the same position as Miss Marple, whom people are continually underestimating, and gives the housewife a certain freedom and power that makes her the perfect heroine.";
  author="Connie Willis";
 }

if (quotes==37)
 {
  body="I've gotten a bunch of flack recently for not writing about Women's Issues. You hear a lot of this kind of talk these days - as if we were dogs and cats and parakeets instead of people, and had not only different things on our minds but different mental processes altogether.";
  author="Connie Willis";
 }

if (quotes==38)
 {
  body="When you're a writer, the question people always ask you is, \"Where do you get your ideas?\" Writers hate this question. It's like asking Humphrey Bogart in The African Queen, \"Where do you get your leeches?\" You don't get ideas. Ideas get you.";
  author="Connie Willis";
 }


if (quotes==39)
 {
  body="You see something or hear something or read something, and unlike the hundreds of other things you've seen and heard and read, this one triggers something - some connection nobody else sees - and you know you'll never be able to explain it. So you write a story about it.";
  author="Connie Willis";
 }

if (quotes==40)
 {
  body="Never kill the dog.";
  author="Connie Willis";
 }

if (quotes==41)
 {
  body="Write what you love and everything else be damned.";
  author="Connie Willis";
 }

if (quotes==42)
 {
  body="I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.";
  author="Isaac Asimov";
 }

if (quotes==43)
 {
  body="Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.";
  author="Isaac Asimov";
 }

if (quotes==44)
 {
  body="Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.";
  author="Isaac Asimov";
 }

if (quotes==45)
 {
  body="The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not \"Eureka!\" (I found it!) but \"That's funny....\"";
  author="Isaac Asimov";
 }

if (quotes==46)
 {
  body="A cynic is one who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.";
  author="Oscar Wilde";
 }

if (quotes==47)
 {
  body="Life is too important to be taken seriously.";
  author="Oscar Wilde";
 }

if (quotes==48)
 {
  body="A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.";
  author="Oscar Wilde";
 }

if (quotes==49)
 {
  body="I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.";
  author="Oscar Wilde";
 }

if (quotes==50)
 {
  body="There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, the other is getting it.";
  author="Oscar Wilde";
 }

if (quotes==51)
 {
  body="Disorder increases with time because we measure time in the direction in which disorder increases.";
  author="Stephen Hawking";
 }

if (quotes==52)
 {
  body="I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.";
  author="A. A. Milne";
 }

if (quotes==53)
 {
  body="Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.";
  author="A. A. Milne";
 }

if (quotes==54)
 {
  body="One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.";
  author="A. A. Milne";
 }

if (quotes==55)
 {
  body="It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion.";
  author="Frank Herbert";
 }

if (quotes==56)
 {
  body="I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.";
  author="Joseph Heller";
 }

if (quotes==57)
 {
  body="The last third of the book only takes about 10 percent of the time. I don't know whether that's due to confidence or because the alternatives have been narrowed down.";
  author="Joseph Heller";
 }

if (quotes==58)
 {
  body="The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.";
  author="Joseph Heller";
 }

if (quotes==59)
 {
  body="It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.";
  author="James Thurber";
 }

if (quotes==60)
 {
  body="Don't get it right, get it written.";
  author="James Thurber";
 }

if (quotes==61)
 {
  body="The naked truth about me is to the naked truth of Salvador Dali as an old ukulele in the attic is to a piano in a tree, and I mean a piano with breasts.";
  author="James Thurber";
 }

if (quotes==62)
 {
  body="You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.";
  author="James Thurber";
 }


if (quotes==63)
 {
  body="Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.";
  author="Nero Wolfe";
 }

if (quotes==64)
 {
  body="No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.";
  author="Charles M. Schulz";
 }

if (quotes==65)
 {
  body="I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.";
  author="Charles M. Schulz";
 }

if (quotes==66)
 {
  body="There's no heavier burden than a great potential.";
  author="Charles M. Schulz";
 }

if (quotes==67)
 {
  body="Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile!";
  author="Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.";
 }

if (quotes==68)
 {
  body="I love you sons of bitches. You're the only ones with guts enough to really care about the future, who really notice what machines do to us, what wars do to us, what cities do to us, what tremendous misunderstanding, mistakes, accidents, catastrophes do to us. You're the only ones zany enough to agonize over time and distance without limit, over the fact that we are right now determining whether the space voyage for the next billion years or so is going to be Heaven or Hell.";
  author="Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.";
 }

if (quotes==69)
 {
  body="I am not urging you to write a novel, by the way, although I would not be sorry if you wrote one, provided you genuinely cared about something. A petition to the mayor about a pothole in front of your house or a love letter to the girl next door will do.";
  author="Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.";
 }

if (quotes==70)
 {
  body="We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.";
  author="Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.";
 }

if (quotes==71)
 {
  body="Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but they insist on amassing information.";
  author="Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.";
 }

if (quotes==72)
 {
  body="The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.";
  author="Kilgore Trout";
 }

if (quotes==73)
 {
  body="If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.";
  author="Jane Austen";
 }

if (quotes==74)
 {
  body="I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.";
  author="Jane Austen";
 }

if (quotes==75)
 {
  body="Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?";
  author="Bill Watterson";
 }

if (quotes==76)
 {
  body="I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?";
  author="Bill Watterson";
 }

if (quotes==77)
 {
  body="Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out-of-body experience.";
  author="Bill Watterson";
 }

if (quotes==78)
 {
  body="I love Saturday morning cartoons. What classic humor! This is what entertainment is all about. ... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils.";
  author="Bill Watterson";
 }

if (quotes==79)
 {
  body="I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.";
  author="Bill Watterson";
 }

if (quotes==80)
 {
  body="Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.";
  author="Bill Watterson";
 }

if (quotes==81)
 {
  body="You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.";
  author="Bill Watterson";
 }

if (quotes==82)
 {
  body="People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.";
  author="Bill Watterson";
 }

if (quotes==83)
 {
  body="If Mom and Dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles.";
  author="Bill Watterson";
 }

if (quotes==84)
 {
  body="Usually, if you're calling any shots at all, you're not eating worms.";
  author="Bill Watterson";
 }

if (quotes==85)
 {
  body="Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.";
  author="Arthur C. Clarke";
 }

if (quotes==86)
 {
  body="I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical.";
  author="Arthur C. Clarke";
 }

if (quotes==87)
 {
  body="The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion.";
  author="Arthur C. Clarke";
 }

if (quotes==88)
 {
  body="The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.";
  author="Arthur C. Clarke";
 }

if (quotes==89)
 {
  body="It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God but to create him.";
  author="Arthur C. Clarke";
 }

if (quotes==90)
 {
  body="The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.";
  author="Arthur C. Clarke";
 }

if (quotes==91)
 {
  body="Speculation is perfectly all right, but if you stay there you've only founded a superstition. If you test it, you've started a science.";
  author="Hal Clement";
 }

if (quotes==92)
 {
  body="I've had a growing frustration, particularly when I would go out and do book tours and interviews. I got frustrated with people asking me, \"How do you know what the future is going to be like?\" And I'd always say, \"I don't.\"";
  author="William Gibson";
 }

if (quotes==93)
 {
  body="Why shouldn't we give our teachers a license to obtain software, all software, any software, for nothing? Does anyone demand a licensing fee, each time a child is taught the alphabet?";
  author="William Gibson";
 }

if (quotes==94)
 {
  body="Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels.";
  author="P. G. Wodehouse";
 }

if (quotes==95)
 {
  body="I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.";
  author="P. G. Wodehouse";
 }

if (quotes==96)
 {
  body="I love to write. I love it. I mean there's nothin in the world I like better, and that includes sex, probably because I'm so very bad at it.";
  author="Joss Whedon";
 }

if (quotes==97)
 {
  body="Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.";
  author="Joss Whedon";
 }

if (quotes==98)
 {
  body="By the time I was a freshman in high school, space travel, dystopias, ESP, alternate futures, alien races and the other conventional tropes of sci-fi had begun to seem embarrassingly confined, and I went poking around in the fiction section of my school ibrary.";
  author="Peter Straub";
 }

if (quotes==99)
 {
  body="Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. And inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.";
  author="Groucho Marx";
 }

if (quotes==100)
 {
  body="I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.";
  author="Groucho Marx";
 }

if (quotes==101)
 {
  body="I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.";
  author="Groucho Marx";
 }

if (quotes==102)
 {
  body="There is more than one way to burn a book.";
  author="Ray Bradbury";
 }

if (quotes==103)
 {
  body="If you did not write every day, the poisons would accumulate and you would begin to die, or act crazy or both - you must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.";
  author="Ray Bradbury";
 }

if (quotes==104)
 {
  body="Mr. Burroughs convinced me that I could talk with the animals, even if they didn't answer back, and that late nights when I was asleep my soul slipped from my body, slung itself out the window, and frolicked across town never touching the lawns, always hanging from trees where, even later in those nights, I taught myself alphabets and soon learned French and English and danced with the apes when the moon rose.";
  author="Ray Bradbury";
 }

if (quotes==105)
 {
  body="I discovered that, over the years, some cubby-hole editors at Ballantine Books, fearful of contaminating the young, had, bit by bit, censored some 75 separate sections from [Fahrenheit 451]. Students, reading the novel which, after all, deals with censorship and book-burning in the future, wrote to tell me of this exquisite irony.";
  author="Ray Bradbury";
 }

if (quotes==106)
 {
  body="Go to the edge of the cliff and jump off. Build your wings on the way down.";
  author="Ray Bradbury";
 }

if (quotes==107)
 {
  body="Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in ten seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream made up or paid for in factories.";
  author="Ray Bradbury";
 }

if (quotes==108)
 {
  body="Science fiction is the most important literature in the history of the world, because it's the history of ideas, the history of our civilization birthing itself. Science fiction is central to everything we've ever done, and people who make fun of science fiction writers don't know what they're talking about.";
  author="Ray Bradbury";
 }

if (quotes==109)
 {
  body="Anything you dream is fiction, and anything you accomplish is science, the whole history of mankind is nothing but science fiction.";
  author="Ray Bradbury";
 }

if (quotes==110)
 {
  body="The current science fiction writers are a bunch of jerks. As for cyberpunk, it's crap - you can't read it.";
  author="Ray Bradbury";
 }

if (quotes==111)
 {
  body="My stories run up and bite me in the leg - I respond by writing down everything that goes on during the bite. When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off.";
  author="Ray Bradbury";
 }

if (quotes==112)
 {
  body="When asked,\"How do you write?\" I invariably answer, \"One word at a time.\"";
  author="Stephen King";
 }

if (quotes==113)
 {
  body="It's a reactive thing, like a Geiger counter; you click whenever you come close to whatever you were built to do.";
  author="Stephen King";
 }

if (quotes==114)
 {
  body="Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.";
  author="Stephen King";
 }

if (quotes==115)
 {
  body="People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy - and I keep it in a jar on my desk.";
  author="Stephen King";
 }

if (quotes==116)
 {
  body="Fiction is the truth inside the lie.";
  author="Stephen King";
 }

if (quotes==117)
 {
  body="The thing under my bed waiting to grab my ankle isn't real. I know that, and I also know that if I'm careful to keep my foot under the covers, it will never be able to grab my ankle.";
  author="Stephen King";
 }

if (quotes==118)
 {
  body="Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.";
  author="Mark Twain";
 }

if (quotes==119)
 {
  body="Don't say the old lady screamed - bring her on and let her scream.";
  author="Mark Twain";
 }

if (quotes==120)
 {
  body="Don't say the old lady screamed - bring her on and let her scream.";
  author="Mark Twain";
 }

if (quotes==121)
 {
  body="The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.";
  author="Mark Twain";
 }

if (quotes==122)
 {
  body="There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.";
  author="Mark Twain";
 }

if (quotes==123)
 {
  body="Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.";
  author="Mark Twain";
 }

if (quotes==124)
 {
  body="Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.";
  author="Mark Twain";
 }

if (quotes==125)
 {
  body="If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.";
  author="Mark Twain";
 }

if (quotes==126)
 {
  body="I never write \"metropolis\" for seven cents, because I can get the same money for \"city.\"";
  author="Mark Twain";
 }

if (quotes==127)
 {
  body="Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream only at night.";
  author="Edgar Allan Poe";
 }

if (quotes==128)
 {
  body="We now demand the light artillery of the intellect; we need the curt, the condensed, the pointed, the readily diffused - in place of the verbose, the detailed, the voluminous, the inaccessible.";
  author="Edgar Allan Poe";
 }

if (quotes==129)
 {
  body="Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.";
  author="Edgar Allan Poe";
 }

if (quotes==130)
 {
  body="I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active, not more happy, nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.";
  author="Edgar Allan Poe";
 }

if (quotes==131)
 {
  body="Advertising is legalized lying.";
  author="H. G. Wells";
 }

if (quotes==132)
 {
  body="If you are in difficulties with a book, try the element of surprise: attack it at an hour when it isn't expecting it.";
  author="H. G. Wells";
 }

if (quotes==133)
 {
  body="There comes a moment in the day when you have written your pages in the morning, attended to your correspondence in the afternoon, and have nothing further to do. Then comes that hour when you are bored; that's the time for sex.";
  author="H. G. Wells";
 }

if (quotes==134)
 {
  body="No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else's draft.";
  author="H. G. Wells";
 }

if (quotes==135)
 {
  body="Human history in essence is the history of ideas.";
  author="H. G. Wells";
 }

if (quotes==136)
 {
  body="Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.";
  author="H. G. Wells";
 }

if (quotes==137)
 {
  body="The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.";
  author="H. G. Wells";
 }

if (quotes==138)
 {
  body="Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.";
  author="H. G. Wells";
 }

if (quotes==139)
 {
  body="Man is the unnatural animal, the rebel child of nature, and more and more does he turn himself against the harsh and fitful hand that reared him.";
  author="H. G. Wells";
 }

if (quotes==140)
 {
  body="Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science, and should be treated in the same cold unemotional manner. You have attempted to tinge it with romanticism, which produces the same effect as if you worked a love-story into the fifth proposition of Euclid.";
  author="Arthur Conan Doyle";
 }

if (quotes==141)
 {
  body="You will, I am sure, agree with me that if page 534 only finds us in the second chapter, the length of the first one must have been really intolerable.";
  author="Arthur Conan Doyle";
 }

if (quotes==142)
 {
  body="\"Excellent!\" I cried. \"Elementary,\" said he.";
  author="Arthur Conan Doyle";
 }

if (quotes==143)
 {
  body="It is quite a three-pipe problem.";
  author="Arthur Conan Doyle";
 }

if (quotes==144)
 {
  body="Okay, that's it. I'm outta here.";
  author="Homer Simpson's Brain";
 }

if (quotes==145)
 {
  body="Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.";
  author="Homer Simpson";
 }

if (quotes==146)
 {
  body="Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!";
  author="Homer Simpson";
 }

if (quotes==147)
 {
  body="Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!";
  author="Homer Simpson";
 }

if (quotes==148)
 {
  body="Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time.";
  author="Steven Wright";
 }

if (quotes==149)
 {
  body="You can't have everything ... where would you put it?";
  author="Steven Wright";
 }

if (quotes==150)
 {
  body="It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.";
  author="Steven Wright";
 }

if (quotes==151)
 {
  body="It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters in the end.";
  author="Ursula K. Le Guin";
 }

if (quotes==152)
 {
  body="Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread; re-made all the time, made new.";
  author="Ursula K. Le Guin";
 }

if (quotes==153)
 {
  body="I doubt that the imagination can be suppressed. If you truly eradicated it in a child, he would grow up to be an eggplant.";
  author="Ursula K. Le Guin";
 }

if (quotes==154)
 {
  body="The one thing a writer has to have is a pencil and some paper. That's enough, so long as she knows that she and she alone is in charge of that pencil, and responsible, she and she alone, for what it writes on that paper.";
  author="Ursula K. Le Guin";
 }

if (quotes==155)
 {
  body="The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty; not knowing what comes next.";
  author="Ursula K. Le Guin";
 }

if (quotes==156)
 {
  body="The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.";
  author="Douglas Adams";
 }

if (quotes==157)
 {
  body="Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experiences of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.";
  author="Douglas Adams";
 }

if (quotes==158)
 {
  body="All men's lives are fairy tales written by the fingers of God.";
  author="Hans Christian Anderson";
 }

if (quotes==159)
 {
  body="Everything is normal. It's just that some normal things are weirder than other normal things.";
  author="Steven Brust";
 }

if (quotes==160)
 {
  body="I sometimes wonder if my entire adult life has been spent in an effort to avoid dirty dishes. One could, I suppose, have worse goals.";
  author="Steven Brust";
 }

if (quotes==161)
 {
  body="One time I figured out this: if you aren't brave, it doesn't matter what other virtues you have, because you aren't going to act them out. What good does it do to be able to see truth if you're too chickenshit to act on the basis of what you see? I finally reduced all human virtues to one: bravery.";
  author="Philip K. Dick";
 }

if (quotes==162)
 {
  body="Reality is whatever refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.";
  author="Philip K. Dick";
 }

if (quotes==163)
 {
  body="Fear can make you do more wrong than hate or jealousy. If you're afraid, you don't commit yourself to life completely; fear makes you always, always hold something back.";
  author="Philip K. Dick";
 }

if (quotes==164)
 {
  body="The trouble with being educated is that it takes a long time; it uses up the better part of your life and when you are finished what you know is that you would have benefited more by going into banking.";
  author="Philip K. Dick";
 }

if (quotes==165)
 {
  body="That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along.";
  author="Madeleine L'Engle";
 }

if (quotes==166)
 {
  body="The Great God Science. It has failed us, because it was never meant to be a god, but only a few true scientists understand that.";
  author="Madeleine L'Engle";
 }

if (quotes==167)
 {
  body="Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.";
  author="C. S. Lewis";
 }

if (quotes==168)
 {
  body="It is only our bad temper that we put down to being tired or worried or hungry; we put our good temper down to ourselves.";
  author="C. S. Lewis";
 }

if (quotes==169)
 {
  body="If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.";
  author="George Orwell";
 }

if (quotes==170)
 {
  body="Being in a minority, even a minority of one, did not make you insane. There was truth and there was untruth, and if you clung to the truth even against the whole world, you were not mad.";
  author="George Orwell";
 }

if (quotes==171)
 {
  body="Huh! Priests! They're all the same. Always telling you you're going to live after you're dead, but you just try it and see the look on their faces.";
  author="Terry Pratchett";
 }

if (quotes==172)
 {
  body="But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.";
  author="Carl Sagan";
 }

if (quotes==173)
 {
  body="It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.";
  author="Rod Serling";
 }

if (quotes==174)
 {
  body="There are weapons that are simply thoughts. For the record, prejudices can kill and suspicion can destroy.";
  author="Rod Serling";
 }

if (quotes==175)
 {
  body="There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition.";
  author="Rod Serling";
 }

if (quotes==176)
 {
  body="The first things I do in the morning are brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.";
  author="Dorothy Parker";
 }

if (quotes==177)
 {
  body="You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.";
  author="Ray Bradbury ";
 }

if (quotes==178)
 {
  body="I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that's too adorable, I'd rather have money.";
  author="Dorothy Parker";
 }

if (quotes==179)
 {
  body="If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the best you can do, and it's the fact that it's the best you can do that kills you.";
  author="Dorothy Parker";
 }

if (quotes==180)
 {
  body="If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.";
  author="Dr. Seuss";
 }

if (quotes==181)
 {
  body="Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.";
  author="Theodor Geisel";
 }

if (quotes==182)
 {
  body="I start drawing, and eventually the characters involve themselves in a situation. Then in the end, I go back and try to cut out most of the preachments.";
  author="Theodor Geisel";
 }
 
if (quotes==183)
 {
  body="You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room.";
  author="Theodor Geisel";
 }

if (quotes==184)
 {
  body="The difference between stupid and intelligent people - and this is true whether or not they are well educated - is that intelligent people can handle subtlety. They are not baffled by ambiguous or even contradictory situations - in fact, they expect them and are apt to become suspicious when things seem overly straightforward.";
  author="Neal Stephenson";
 }

if (quotes==185)
 {
  body="One of the most frightening things about your true nerd, for many people, is not that he's socially inept - because everybody's been there - but rather his complete lack of embarrassment about it.";
  author="Neal Stephenson";
 }

if (quotes==186)
 {
  body="As I was finishing, I heard a crashing noise. A horned and tusked purple thing went racing along the ridge to my right pursued by a hairless orange-skinned creature with long claws and a forked tail. Both were wailing in different keys. I nodded. It was just one damned thing after another.";
  author="Roger Zelazny";
 }

if (quotes==187)
 {
  body="I have no illusions of the literary value of my books, but I have the satisfaction of knowing that I gave my readers the best that my ability permitted.";
  author="Edgar Rice Burroughs";
 }

if (quotes==188)
 {
  body="I have been successful probably because I have always realized that I knew nothing about writing and have merely tried to tell an interesting story entertainingly.";
  author="Edgar Rice Burroughs";
 }

if (quotes==189)
 {
  body="I have been successful probably because I have always realized that I knew nothing about writing and have merely tried to tell an interesting story entertainingly.";
  author="Edgar Rice Burroughs";
 }

if (quotes==190)
 {
  body="When I first started in to write, I was sort of ashamed of it as an occupation for a big, strong, healthy man, so I kept it a secret. No one helped me. No one knew what I was doing, not even my closest friends. Now I've come to the conclusion that writing is a pretty nice way to make a living.";
  author="Edgar Rice Burroughs";
 }

if (quotes==191)
 {
  body="Get the habit of work and quit being an inspirational author, which is merely another name for a loafer. Don't wait for ideas to come. Go after them. Don't write every now and then. Write every day, if only for a little while. Be a worker, not a poseur. The only real literary people are those who work at it. Those who make good are the ones who keep so busy that they have no time to show off.";
  author="Edgar Rice Burroughs";
 }

if (quotes==192)
 {
  body="The kids who are going to find the Golden Tickets are the ones who can afford to buy bars of chocolate every day. Our Charlie gets only one a year. There isn't a hope.";
  author="Roald Dahl";
 }

if (quotes==193)
 {
  body="The Oompa-Loompa took one look at Mrs. Gloop and exploded into peals of laughter.";
  author="Roald Dahl";
 }

if (quotes==194)
 {
  body="A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom.";
  author="Roald Dahl";
 }

if (quotes==195)
 {
  body="A writer of fiction lives in fear. Each new day demands new ideas and he can never be sure whether he is going to come up with them or not.";
  author="Roald Dahl";
 }

if (quotes==196)
 {
  body="The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn't go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.";
  author="Roald Dahl";
 }

if (quotes==197)
 {
  body="The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.";
  author="Roald Dahl";
 }

if (quotes==198)
 {
  body="The job of the artist is to deepen the mystery.";
  author="Sir Francis Bacon";
 }

if (quotes==199)
 {
  body="Philosophers have argued for centuries about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, but materialists have always known it depends on whether they are jitterbugging or dancing cheek to cheek.";
  author="Tom Robbins";
 }

if (quotes==200)
 {
  body="Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind.";
  author="Henry James";
 }

if (quotes==201)
 {
  body="We are here on Earth to do good for others. What the others are here for, I do not know.";
  author="W. H. Auden";
 }

if (quotes==202)
 {
  body="From three to four, he planned to stand perfectly still and think of what it was like to be alive.";
  author="E. B. White";
 }

if (quotes==203)
 {
  body="Delay is natural to a writer. I walk around, straightening pictures on the wall, rugs on the floor as though not until everything in the world is lined up and perfectly true could anybody reasonable expect me to set a word down on paper.";
  author="E. B. White";
 }

if (quotes==204)
 {
  body="To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.";
  author="Emily Dickinson";
 }

if (quotes==205)
 {
  body="Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.";
  author="Scott Adams";
 }

if (quotes==206)
 {
  body="The pages are still blank, but there is a miraculous feeling of the words being there, written in invisible ink and clamoring to become visible.";
  author="Vladimir Nabokov";
 }

if (quotes==207)
 {
  body="Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot.";
  author="D. H. Lawrence";
 }

if (quotes==208)
 {
  body="There are only two or three human stories, and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely as if they had never happened before.";
  author="Willa Cather";
 }

if (quotes==209)
 {
  body="A professional writer is an amateur who didn't quit.";
  author="Richard Bach";
 }

if (quotes==210)
 {
  body="My working habits are simple: long periods of thinking, short periods of writing.";
  author="Ernest Hemingway";
 }

if (quotes==211)
 {
  body="Anyone who says he wants to be a writer and isn't writing, doesn't.";
  author="Ernest Hemingway";
 }

if (quotes==212)
 {
  body="I suffer as always from the fear of putting down the first line. It is amazing the terrors, the magics, the prayers, the straightening shyness that assails one.";
  author="John Steinbeck";
 }

if (quotes==213)
 {
  body="So you want to be a writer? OK. Be one.";
  author="Ed Wood, Jr.";
 }

if (quotes==214)
 {
  body="Read! Read! Read! And then read some more. When you find something that thrills you, take it apart paragraph by paragraph, line by line, word by word, to see what made it so wonderful. Then use those tricks the next time you write.";
  author="W. P. Kinsella";
 }

if (quotes==215)
 {
  body="And this is the way a novel gets written, in ignorance, fear, sorrow, madness, and a kind of psychotic happiness as an incubator for the wonders being born.";
  author="Jack Kerouac";
 }

if (quotes==216)
 {
  body="I believe that the way to write a good play is to convince yourself that it is easy to do, then go ahead and do it with ease.";
  author="Tennessee Williams";
 }

if (quotes==217)
 {
  body="Often the minor conflicts between allies are more interesting than the head-to-head conflicts between enemies.";
  author="Damon Knight";
 }

if (quotes==218)
 {
  body="Love and understanding are the missing ingredients in most slushpile stories. If you don't understand your character, you can't make her believable, and if you don't care about her, the reader won't either.";
  author="Damon Knight";
 }

if (quotes==219)
 {
  body="As a writer, you can't allow yourself the luxury of being discouraged and giving up when you are rejected, either by agents or publishers. You absolutely must plow forward.";
  author="Augusten Burroughs";
 }

if (quotes==220)
 {
  body="One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn' t pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.";
  author="Lucille Ball";
 }

if (quotes==221)
 {
  body="A man can get discouraged many times but he is not a failure until he begins to blame somebody else and stops trying.";
  author="John Burroughs";
 }

if (quotes==222)
 {
  body="Nearly every man who develops an idea works it up to the point where it looks impossible, and then he gets discouraged. That's not the place to become discouraged.";
  author="Thomas A. Edison";
 }

if (quotes==223)
 {
  body="History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered heartbreaking obstacles before they triumphed. They won because they refused to become discouraged by their defeats.";
  author="B. C. Forbes";
 }

if (quotes==224)
 {
  body="You can be discouraged by failure, or you can learn from it. So go ahead and make mistakes, make all you can. Because, remember that's where you'll find success - on the far side of failure.";
  author="Thomas John Watson, Sr.";
 }

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